Silly Saturday is dedicated to my pets. Since my son, S, was born four years ago my pets were my babies. Now they have taken a back burner in life. I will discuss all of the funny, gross, weird, etc. things that have happened in the last week with the pets. Right now I only have three pets, 2 dogs, PJ and Derby and one fat cat, Neezer.
Neezer-We finally broke down and bought you another kitty fountain and it has been a god send. It has made I would say an 80% difference in the amount that you are crying. I love not being waked up every morning at 6am with you crying. I am not sure why it makes you so happy, but I am only too happy to keep buying you fountains to keep the crying away.
Derby-Please tell me why you take it upon yourself to move under the covers when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. Between you and B I should just get my own bed. The minute I get up you are rearranging your body to cover yourself up like a human or climbing up and sleeping on my pillow.
PJ-I finally caved and cannot take the barking all day long, so I bought you a bark collar. It is supposed to come in the mail on Wednesday and it is not soon enough. This collar is supposed to give a static charge and not be painful. No worries we will try it out on B first. I cannot have you barking at every little thing with a new baby in the house. How are we ever going to be able to open windows and doors this summer if you are always barking at every noise?
