Silly Saturday is dedicated to my pets. Since my son, S, was born three years ago my pets were my babies. Now they have taken a back burner in life. I will discuss all of the funny, gross, weird, etc. things that have happened in the last week with the pets. Right now I only have three pets, 2 dogs, PJ and Derby and one fat cat, Neezer.
Neezer-Here is the debate B and I have been having lately about you. I know you are getting up in age, and the diabetes does not help. So do we get a kitten before you die so that you can teach them to use the backyard as a litter box so B doesn’t have to clean one? Also what about teaching them to hunt voles so that they do not take over B’s garden? You could also teach it to stay in the backyard and not leave it. Do we get one and have you teach it or just wait and hope for the best? Is it going to be as good of a cat as you are if you don’t teach it?
PJ-I cannot believe what a smelly dog you are. You emit that true smell of dog. I swear if they canned “Stinky dog” in a bottle and sold it I would be so rich because of you. Maybe we will have to start giving you a bath once a week to keep the stinky dog smell away.
Derby-I love the fact that when I am getting something out of the refrigerator you are right there just in case some food should fall on the ground. Last night just happen to be your lucky night. When I was pulling the pumpkin pie out of the fridge and a piece of the crust broke off, sitting around by the fridge actually paid off.
Aww!! The questions to Neezer made me “aww” out loud. I’m at work so everyone looked at me funny. Haha, my beagle sits by the fridge or somewhere in the kitchen while there is food involved. My old roommate dog smells like corn chips instead of the dog smell, weird. I hope you and your family have a great weekend!