Silly Saturday is going to be dedicated to my pets. Since my son, S, was born three years ago my pets were my babies. Now they have taken a back burner in life. I will discuss all of the funny, gross, weird, etc. things that have happened in the last week with the pets. Right now I only have three pets, 2 dogs, PJ and Derby and one fat cat, Neezer.
Neezer-If you keep up all of this crying when everyone is sleeping it is not going to be pretty. I cannot have you waking S up early in the morning like 6am. If B locks you out of the bathroom when he gets up at 4:15am for work do not stand outside the door crying. Now you are waking me up and that is not okay either.
PJ-You have got to learn to stay off my bed during the day. I do not like to go into my bedroom and find you lying on the bed. You leave an unbelievable amount of hair on the duvet cover and it is disgusting. Please learn to just sleep in your own bed. It would be greatly appreciated!
Derby-Surprisingly, you have been a pretty good dog this week. You haven’t done anything really good or anything really bad. I guess for that I appreciate it.