Silly Saturday is going to be dedicated to my pets. Since my son, S, was born three years ago my pets were my babies. Now they have taken a back burner in life. I will discuss all of the funny, gross, weird, etc. things that have happened in the last week with the pets. Right now I only have three pets, 2 dogs, PJ and Derby and one fat cat, Neezer.
Neezer-Although I do get tired of finding you twice a day to give you your insulin shots, you are definitely a happier cat with them. Neezer loves water. If you can’t find him look in a bathroom shower or sink. Tonight when S went to turn on the shower Neezer was laying in the tub looking for the water to drip. S turned on the water and then the shower only to give the cat a nice spray. Boy did that cat run for the hills.
PJ-Oh, PJ why do you always have to bark at S race car. Incessantly, barking does not make the car go faster or stop, it only makes S want to ride around more because you make him laugh. PJ so wants to be the alpha dog, but second dog means second in command. Sorry Derby is the alpha. To follow suit and follow the leader, Derby jumps in the car this morning as we were getting ready to go to the zoo, so PJ jumps in the trunk when I open it to put the stroller in. Why in the world do you get in the trunk and what makes you think it is okay?
Derby-If you never eat cat poop again it will be too soon. The nightly rituals of sneaking outside after we go to sleep do not go unnoticed when you try to get back in bed. Please stop! Why do you have to run away? If you realize you can play outside the backyard if you don’t runaway you can have so much fun with us.
Seriously if you think I have a picture of this your crazy!