Enjoy my Friday’s Letters.
Dear P, You have been pretty quiet this week, probably because you are always sleeping. I have to tell you I cannot wait until I can lay you down in bed when you are awake and you will just go to sleep for the night on your own. Now when I lay you down in the middle of the night after feeding you sometimes I have no idea if you’re awake or asleep. As long as you’re quiet I don’t care either way.
Dear S, When you get upset because I tell you, you can’t do something by threatening me with it does not help. For example, if I tell you that you cannot play in the front yard and you tell me, “If you don’t let me play in the front I am never going to play outside again,” or “If you don’t let me have a green tootsie roll I am never going to eat another tootsie roll.” I know what you are really trying to say but when I agree with you it makes you so mad.
Dear B, I am surprised that you have not really gone crazy with the garden this year. I think everything is finally catching up with you and you now realize that our garden only needs to be big enough to feed us. Trust me when I say that is still way bigger than the average backyard garden.
Dear Big Bang Theory, I have no idea why I have never discovered you before, but am glad that B did. I now watch you nightly. It even overrides my shows on DVR.
Dear Candy, You have been haunting me.