Enjoy my Friday’s Letters.
Dear S, I hope you had fun playing out in the snow this week. I have no idea when we are going to be able to go back out to play. It is just one big wet slushy mess right now that is only going to freeze and be ice. I don’t think we can play out in the ice just as easily as the snow.
Dear B, I just wanted to say thank you once again for shaving off what was an attempt to grow a goatee. I am not sure why you wanted to do that, but gotta tell you it does nothing for me.
Dear New Baby, If you could chill out with the Braxton Hicks I would really appreciate it. I think it is a little early for you to be starting this. If you could wait till maybe 36 weeks before you start these it would be great. That means for the next 10 weeks you can just relax and sleep a lot.
Dear Target, Just wanted to say thank you for all of the great V-day clearance I was able to find this week. Although I didn’t really need any of it, I will be sure to use all of it.
Dear Potholes, I am so glad I did not hit any of you yesterday driving in the rain. At one point I missed some huge potholes and was relieved. As I looked further up there was a line of cars pulled over on the side of the rode with left front tires flat. I guess they didn’t miss the pothole. I think B would have killed me if I hit it after warning so many times yesterday.